The Lovelorn Adventures of Fred 'n Ed

Author: Savage

Date: June 7, 2004

by Savage
6-07-04
So. Good morning, Bro.
It's morning? How do you know?
I went to the 7-11 and they let me buy beer.
Cool. They didn't call the cops on you like last time?
No. That big girl doesn't work there anymore. Later on today, I'm going to pay her a call at the Burger King. I'll show her what a real whopper looks like.
You're such a romantic, Bro. I envy you.