Ed Gets a New Hobby. Fred goes to the hospital

Author: Savage

Date: June 8, 2004

by Savage
6-08-04
Ed, What's that smell?
I cooked us dinner! I've decided to become a chef. Come into the kitchen and have some Eggplant Polynesian.
Well, that was...interesting. I need some floss. There's something stuck in my teeth.
It's probably just a piece of pork spleen. I marinated it for eleven days in the garage in a mixture of coconut milk and pig's blood.
Excuse me. I have to go to the hospital now.
Wait. I'll pack you some leftovers to take with you. You know how awful hospital food is.