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| I cooked us dinner! I've decided to become a chef. Come into the kitchen and have some Eggplant Polynesian. | |
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| Well, that was...interesting. I need some floss. There's something stuck in my teeth. | |
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| It's probably just a piece of pork spleen. I marinated it for eleven days in the garage in a mixture of coconut milk and pig's blood. | |
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| Excuse me. I have to go to the hospital now. | |
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| Wait. I'll pack you some leftovers to take with you. You know how awful hospital food is. | |
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