Ed Makes Dinner For Fred Once Again

Author: Savage

Date: June 10, 2004

by Savage
6-10-04
You know Ed, you don't HAVE to cook dinner tonight. We could go out for burgers or something. Remember what happened last time?
No, I have to practice if I'm going to become a professional chef. Tonight I'm making sardine loaf with apricot sauce. I got the recipe from the Food Channel.
Wow, am I dead? Was it the sardine loaf that killed me?
No. It was the after-dinner drinks. Your brother mistook anti-freeze for the absinthe. Don't worry. You didn't suffer. In fact, you drank three glasses.