Fred 'n Ed's Mom Has a "Date."

Author: Savage

Date: June 10, 2004

by Savage
6-10-04
Oh beautiful fairy, my whole life I have dreamed of being a human man.
Your wish is granted little penguin. You are now a man.
Hey hot stuff. Wanna party?
What the hell? Hey, you're a penguin!
Damn. That fairy was a lying bitch!
Oh, what the hell. Just try not to breathe on me. Got any bourbon?