Fred 'n Ed Try To Enter the Home Of the Mouse

Author: Savage

Date: June 13, 2004

by Savage
6-13-04
Wow. Security is really tight at Disneyland. How long do you think they will hold us here?
Well, probably until they drink all the bourbon out of our metal flasks.
Sorry. I didn't know they would be a problem.
Yeah, I know. But why did you bring them in the first place?
For sentimental reasons, I suppose. After all, we wouldn't even be here if Mom and Dad hadn't taken their flasks to the Fall Festival and gone on the ferris wheel together.
Yeah. Imagine being on a ferris wheel that's stopped for a whole hour. Good thing they had a Rubik's cube.