Fred Makes a New Friend; Ed Is Secretly Jealous

Author: Savage

Date: June 14, 2004

by Savage
6-14-04
So, I was thinking of inviting Mick over for BBQ next weekend.
Mick?
Yeah. Mickey Mouse. He's really a cool guy. He told me to call him "Mick."
Oh. I. See. And will "Don" be coming over too?
You're just jealous because I'm friends with a celebrity.
Am not. And one time I used the urinal right next to Bob Dole. But I was too cool to ask him to sign a stupid pancake. So there!