Fred 'n Ed Visit the Haunted Mansion

Author: Savage

Date: June 14, 2004

by Savage
6-14-04
I don't want to go in the Haunted Mansion, Ed. I'm scared of ghosts.
There's nothing to be scared of, Fred. Ghosts are just like you and I. Except that they don't need to eat or sleep.
Just like Uncle Julius.
Right. Oh, and they don't bleed anymore. They emit ectoplasm.
I wish I was smart like you.
No you don't, Bro. My genius IQ is a burden I must bear.