Mom and Dad Move To the Desert. Fred Wonders Why.

Author: Savage

Date: June 16, 2004

by Savage
6-16-04
Mom, why did you and Dad move to the desert?
Well, son. You can't beat the housing prices out here.
That's because no one wants to live here.
Not true. Bob Hope lives here.
Mom! It's a hundred and fourteen degrees out here. And Bob Hope is dead.
Well then, who was that old geezer that hit your father with a golf club at the liquor store the other day when he took the last bottle of tequila?