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| So anyway, I just thought that the desert air would be good for your mom's asthma. | |
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| But Dad, Mom doesn't have asthma. | |
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| Uhh...Well, there WAS that little thing with the church. Those religious folk don't take kindly to after-hours partying in the house of God. | |
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| But she had the Hell's Angels clean up the next morning. And she even donated to their missionary fund. | |
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| Yeah, I know. But she was looking at some jail time, until she showed the judge her gluteal Bill of Rights tattoo. | |
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| Mom's always been so patriotic. That one got me an "A" when I brought her to sixth grade show 'n tell. Mr. Green still calls her once in a while, doesn't he? | |
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