Dad Has To Bail Mom Out Of Jail

Author: Savage

Date: June 19, 2004

by Savage
6-19-04
Son, could you and your brother watch the beans while I go bail out your mother?
Sure, Dad. No problem. What did she do this time?
Nothing! Really! It's just that there's not a lot of crime 'round these parts.
So why was she arrested?
Well, she and the sheriff go 'way back, and sometimes he gets sort of lonely.
Oh. So that "special doll" isn't quite doing the trick for him anymore, is it?