Dad Explains the Facts of Life To Fred

Author: Savage

Date: June 19, 2004

by Savage
6-19-04
What is it you wanted to talk to me about, Dad?
Well Fred, your brother informs me that you seem a bit confused about matters relating to *ahem* errrrr... Well, to be blunt--sex!
Dad! Ed must be joshing you! I know all about it.
You do? Whew! That's a relief. I wasn't looking forward to having that "father to son talk" with a thirty-five-year old doofus.
Well duh Dad. Of course I know all about sex. I've known what sex I am since I was nineteen!
Damn your mother and her fondness for experimental drugs!