Mom and Dad and Penguin Bob--Suburban Smut

Author: Savage

Date: June 20, 2004

by Savage
6-20-04
I want you now, Doreen.
Are you out of your mind? My husband will be home any minute now.
Who the hell are you? And where is my wife?
She's hiding under the bed.
Isn't it supposed to be the other way around? Shouldn't you be the one hiding?
Sorry. I panicked. I also used your toothbrush. You don't mind, do you?