Mom Knows What Dad Likes

Author: Savage

Date: June 20, 2004

by Savage
6-20-04
Doreen! How could you do this to me?
Oh lighten up, Joe. Penguin Bob means nothing to me. You're the only man I'll ever love.
That's what you said last month, when I found you and eight naked Hell's Angels in the hot tub.
Oh sweetie...Why don't you lie down and relax and I'll go put on my Janet Reno costume. That always cheers you up.
I didn't know Doreen's house had a dungeon. At least her husband left the tv on for me.