Fred 'n Ed Underwater

Author: Savage

Date: June 20, 2004

by Savage
6-20-04
This is fun, Ed. But why didn't you tell me you wanted to go swimming?
Be quiet, you subnormal.
Hey, my bottle is empty. We'd better get back.
Gee whiz, do you think? I mean, I kind of thought we should stay down here until we run out of air and die.
I can hold my breath for a long time, Ed. Those ventriloquism lessons really come in handy.
Yes, and you saved a lot of money by not having to buy yourself a dummy because you already are one.