A Daring Escape Plan Is Hatched, Sort Of

Author: Savage

Date: June 21, 2004

by Savage
6-21-04
Wow, thank you. I will always cherish the memory of you in your underwear.
Yeah well, I hope my brief venture into softcore smut appeased all the freaks out there. Can't sell coffee mugs and calendars without a strong fan base.
Now, could you see about writing us out of here?
I'll get "write" on it! Ha ha! Get it? "Write" instead of "right?"
You've been down here alone for a long time, haven't you?
Actually, after a while, time becomes sort of an imaginary concept. Kind of like my life. I would like to see the sun again before I die. And play a few good games of Pong.