Fred and Tommy Worry About Their Brothers

Author: Savage

Date: June 28, 2004

by Savage
6-28-04
Oh wow! When Ed and Timmy slammed into each other, their heads sounded just like that time I dropped a watermelon off the hospital roof.
Yeah--hey! What hospital were you guys in?
St. Fillian's of Cucamonga. But we didn't have to stay there very long.
Really? Are you sure they should have let you two freaks out?
Oh, they didn't exactly let us out. Ed set off a small explosion on the croquet field, and in all the confusion, we left.
I think I can speak for my brother as well as myself when I say how very happy we are that you two chose our little town in which to reside.