Mom Comes To An Obvious Though Incorrect Conclusion

Author: Savage

Date: June 29, 2004

by Savage
6-29-04
What has been going on here? And where is my son Fred?
He uh, went to the store for marshmallows.
Don''t you give me that, you little weirdo! I know what you four were doing!
You do? I mean, no we weren't! I mean, uhmm...what?
Don't you know it's against the law to dig up bodies in a cemetary?
Huh? Uh, I think I gotta go home now.