Fred Kisses And Tells

Author: Savage

Date: July 3, 2004

by Savage
7-03-04
Oh Ed! I think I'm in love!
What? What happened? I told you to stay here and wait for me. Did you wander off into the stuffed animal section, like you did at Sears? Do you want us to get kicked out?
Oh no. I met a wonderful girl. I don't think I'll ever be the same again. She showed me so much.
I'll bet she did. Well, well. So my little brother is now a man. Wait until I tell Dad.
Oh, I already called him. But he didn't believe me.
Wait. You had time to meet a girl, do the wild thing, AND call Dad? Bro, I was only gone five minutes!