Unconfirmed Celebrity Sighting At the Ice Cream Store

Author: Savage

Date: July 7, 2004

by Savage
7-07-04
Wow, Ed. Thanks for taking me out for ice cream!
Well, I just thought we ought to celebrate your brand-new manhood.
Can I have a bubblegum banana split?
Whatever you like, Bro. This is your party.
(screaming from outside): "BEN AND JERRY! FREE ICE CREAM! BEN AND JERRY!"
Hey, look at that crowd of people over there. They're pointing at us.
What the--?