Small Town Boys Hit the Big City

Author: Savage

Date: August 16, 2004

by Savage
8-16-04
Wow! Las Vegas! I feel like I died and went to heaven!
Steady on, bro. It's a common-enough reaction. Have another swig of bourbon.
Whew! That's better. Hey, you know, I kind of expected Las Vegas to be all lit up with flashy neon lights, like in the movies. But it's actually kind of drab. I don't see any lights.
That most likely would be because it is eleven o'clock in the morning, oxy-dep boy.
Oh. So it's daytime? I get confused sometimes.
We'd better check into our hotel, before the sun fries what's left of your brains.