In the Lobby Of the Pixiedust Hotel

Author: Savage

Date: August 29, 2004

by Savage
8-29-04
Hi, Mister creepy guy; me and my brother would like to check in.
I see. Do you have a reservation?
Oh yes! Only I forget what name I made it under.
No problem. I'll just look it up in the drunken bum file. Oh, Security!
Hey! This isn't a hotel, is it, Ed?
No, my brother. And in about three and a half minutes, that big building over there won't be one either.