The Strip Writer Regrets Not Packing the Ruby Slippers

Author: Savage

Date: September 21, 2004

by Savage
9-21-04
Hey, I think I'll go get some popcorn. You want some?
Uh, yeah. Sure.
Hubba-hubba!
What are you doing here?
About two hundred bucks an hour. Say, if you lose the sports bra, I could bring the take up to an even three hundred.
I'm going to close my eyes, and when I open them, I'll be back in my cozy little dungeon.