Uneasy Lies the Head That Wears a Crown

Author: Savage

Date: October 5, 2004

by Savage
10-05-04
There you are, peasant. You may kiss the hem of my robe, if you like.
Wow, thanks a lot for saving me! Are you really a King?
No! He just thinks he is!
Of course. I am King Grumpy. Can't you tell by my regal bearing and ingrained aura of authority?
Who is that woman in purple shouting at us?
My wife. Pay her no attention. She's falling down drunk, and anyway, she's more than a few sequins shy of an evening gown.
Uhm, now she's beating the bartender with an empty champagne bottle. Maybe she needs help?