Just Fred 'n Ed

Author: Savage

Date: October 5, 2004

by Savage
10-05-04
Wild Turkey! Thanks, brother.
Well, you better make it last. The booze costs money here, and we're broke. Some King paid for this.
A real King? Ooh, I should go thank him.
I don't think so. Looks like he's got his hands full, dragging his wife out the door.
Ooh. I saw her earlier. She was drinking bourbon from the bottle with a big straw, and doing high kicks on a table. She kicked a security guard in the eye.
But you behaved yourself, right? We don't want any repeats of the incident at Grandpa's funeral. Those stained glass windows were incredibly expensive to replace.