Fred 'n Ed Are Recognized

Author: Savage

Date: October 8, 2004

by Savage
10-08-04
Hey, look. That drunk guy is giving out awards.
Awards for what?
And finally, the award for most disgusting drunk goes to the scuzzball with the paper bag! Let's give him a hand, folks!
Thanks mister. But there's two of us. We're twins.
Two of you! Good God! In that case, I should be seeing FOUR of you! I'm not drunk enough yet! More Scotch, STAT!
Here. Have some of mine.