Granny Flirts With Death

Author: Savage

Date: October 8, 2004

by Savage
10-08-04
So, umm...How're you feeling, Granny?
Just fine, dear. Aren't you a lovely young man for asking. You know, my grandaughter is married to a real loser. I'll give you her number; you give her a call.
Are you sure you feel okay? Maybe you'd like to lie down?
Hee hee! Fresh! I'm much too old for such shenanigans!
Uh...
Oh what the heck! Let's see what you're hiding under that robe, cutie!