Jackpot!

Author: Savage

Date: October 8, 2004

by Savage
10-08-04
Wow, Ed. I just met this weird guy--
Yeah yeah. I got some quarters, and a kid dropped a sock full of nickels. Let's go gamble.
But Ed. This guy, he--
Push the button, lame-o, push the button!
JACKPOT! JACKPOT!
Wow! Look at all that money!
That's just a start! We just won a million dollars!