Ed Apparently Has a Plan

Author: Savage

Date: October 23, 2004

by Savage
10-23-04
So, what did you want to tell me, Ed?
Well, Fred, I've made a lifestyle decision.
I don't know what that means, Ed.
It means that I have decided that we need to change our lifestyle; we need to become different people.
I always liked Lucy and Ethel.
No, stupid one. You got arrested the last time you wore a dress, remember?