Nobody Talks To My Brother Like That But Me!

Author: Savage

Date: October 24, 2004

by Savage
10-24-04
What's that you're reading, Ed?
The Reader's Digest Guide To Really Big Words. We Intellectuals have to have a really big vocabulary.
I know a big word. The manager at the 7-11 said it to me yesterday. He called me an "imbecile."
Oh he did, did he?
Yeah. I was trying to get my little ducky out of the crane machine, and my head got stuck in the chute. Ed, what does "imbecile" mean?
It means we're going to pay a little visit to the 7-11. Grab our baseball bats.