The Real Reason

Author: Savage

Date: October 24, 2004

by Savage
10-24-04
Ed, All this reading and studying you've been making us do is very hard. I think something inside my head might be broke.
Suck it up, little bro. You'll thank me later. I believe that you will find that being an intellectual can be very rewarding.
How so, Ed?
To be an intellectual is to broaden one's mind and to deepen one's understanding of oneself, and the world around one.
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Also, they get all the best chicks.