Nearly Caught!

Author: Savage

Date: October 25, 2004

by Savage
10-25-04
Hey Ed, there was this guy in the restroom, and he was--
Shut up! Let's get out of here! I think that tour guide went to get Security!
...and he reeked of liquor, officer!
Another stinking terrorist, no doubt. Don't worry, Miss. We'll get him. Today is a level Red day. That means I don't have to obey any of those pesky "civil rights" rules.
Oooohhh... Could I hold your gun?
Watch it, lady. You keep talking like that, and I might have to arrest and stripsearch you.