Six Degrees Of Kevin Bacon

Author: Savage

Date: October 25, 2004

by Savage
10-25-04
I'll cut to the chase, my fine young man. Our party is looking for a last-minute Presidential candidate, and the name Wanker came up.
Wow! Cool! Which one of us do you want to run?
Why, both of you, of course! Our campaign slogan will be, "Two Wankers for the price of one!"
Hey, that's funny; that's our Mom's slogan, too!
Really? Frowsy tattooed tart with green hair?
Yes. You know her?