Dare To Dream, Little Drunkard

Author: Savage

Date: October 25, 2004

by Savage
10-25-04
Now, what we propose to do, is to have you boys run on a "Freedom" platform.
Uh-huh. Say, would you like some bourbon? Sorry about the drool on the bottleneck.
No thank you. I partook of my particular vice shortly before arriving here.
Well, I'd better pour some down my brother's throat. You frightened him so much that he fainted, and now he seems to be convulsing.
Take all the time that you need, Mr. President. Heh-heh...
I'm going to like living in the White House! Can I pee off one of those round porches on the second floor?