A New Future Awaits You...

Author: Savage

Date: October 25, 2004

by Savage
10-25-04
Hey, that was that nice girl I met backstage in Las Vegas.
Hey bro, guess what? While you were biting your tongue and foaming at the mouth, I got us a new gig!
Really? Cool!
Yes. Fred, you are looking at the next President of the United States!
Does that mean I'll be the First Lady?
Don't even go there, bro. Don't even go there.