A Sudden Stench

Author: Savage

Date: October 26, 2004

by Savage
10-26-04
I sure am glad to be out of jail, Ed.
Me too, Fred. Our campaign manager is coming over, so you listen for the doorbell, while I whip up some of my famous liver-apricot dip.
I wonder if the President's bedroom has bunk beds?
>Ding Dong!<
Hi. I'm Fred. Me and my brother are going to be President.
Of course you are, my simple young lad. Just do everything I tell you to, and don't ask any questions.