Boys, Boys. It's Just Part Of a Disturbing Trend

Author: Savage

Date: October 26, 2004

by Savage
10-26-04
What're ya reading, Ed?
A notice someone stuffed in our mailbox. It says that there are certain Halloween costumes that are not permitted in this town.
Really? Like what?
It says here: no witches, monsters, serial killers, devils--wow. There must be a hundred different costumes on this list.
It isn't right to tell us what we can dress up as!
You got that right, bro. I'm going to ask our campaign manager about getting this issue before the public!