The Great Debate of '04

Author: Savage

Date: October 28, 2004

by Savage
10-28-04
I have a plan for America! (Of course, I can't tell you what it is, right now...) ...I was in the war. I had medals and stuff.
The army wouldn't take me. They told me I was in section 8. Whatever that means.
If reelected, I shall continue to perform my doodies of office with dignitude.