A Disastrous Interview

Author: Savage

Date: October 28, 2004

by Savage
10-28-04
I sure am going to like being President! Hey, do I get to debate after my brother is finished?
So, Mr. Wanker. How is it that you and your brother decided to run for President of the United States?
Well, it all started when we tried to register to vote, and we couldn't. Then we went to Washington, and--
What? You mean to tell me that you and your brother are not even registered voters?
Well, not yet. See, when we got out of jail, we met with this guy--
You were in jail? Tell me more...