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| This late-breaking bulletin just in! Surprise last-minute third party Presidental candidates, Fred and Ed Wanker, have revealed that they are not registered to vote. Jane? | |
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| Thank you, Dan. And in an even more shocking revelation, Channel 3 has learned that the candidates are hardened criminals, who recently spent time in a Washington D.C. jail. | |
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| More on this story after a commercial pause... Okay. The red light is off. Jane, why don't you slip under the desk and blow me? | |
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| I have a better idea. Why don't you turn around and fuck yourself hairspray boy? | |
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