There's Too Much Sex On TV

Author: Savage

Date: October 29, 2004

by Savage
10-29-04
Whyyyy won't you go out with me anymore?
Once was enough.
But I thought you liked me.
You had sex with my roomate in the bathroom while I was getting us drinks!
Shit! I said I was sorry.
And ever since he moved out, I've had to pay the entire rent by myself.