Every Cloud Has a Silver Lining

Author: Savage

Date: October 29, 2004

by Savage
10-29-04
Well, you can forget about being President now, Wanker. I can't believe your retarded brother told that reporter that you weren't registered voters.
This is so unfair! I was going to have a kegger on the White House lawn for our inaugural party. With Hooter's girls serving hot wings!
I'm sad we can't be President, Ed.
Well, Fred, maybe it's all for the best.
What do you mean, Ed?
Well, now we'll have more time to devote to becoming intellectuals. I bet our teacher will be really happy to see us back in her classroom on Monday!