Fred 'n Ed: A New Hope

Author: Savage

Date: March 31, 2005

by Savage
3-31-05
Oh, Ed. While we were in jail, I had the strangest dream. I thought we were dead.
We were, Fred, but it didn't take.
Why not?
Well, you see, lil' bro', our bodies are so well pickled in alcohol, that we can't really die.
This is a good thing, isn't it, Ed?
Yes, just like Martha Stewart's bourbon-filled Easter eggs.