Something Must Be Done!

Author: Savage

Date: June 6, 2005

by Savage
6-06-05
Ed, we're almost out of booze. We've only got a couple of dozen cases of bourbon left. Can we go to the store?
Sorry, bro. No can do. No money.
But, how will we buy bourbon? What will we do?
I don't know, Fred. Let's put on our thinking caps, and see if we can figure something out.
Oh no. I lent my cowboy hat to Dad, and my Angels baseball cap fell in the toilet.
You're forgetting that nice tall, pointy hat that teacher gave you when we went back to school.