Ed Has a Plan

Author: Savage

Date: June 6, 2005

by Savage
6-06-05
So, Ed. What are we going to do?
Remember the other day, when you tripped over that pile of empties and tore your big toenail off?
Oh, that hurt! But I saved the toenail. I put it in my special memory box, in case I ever get married and have kids.
Well, bro, go get that toenail! We're going out to lunch.
Ooh! Can we go to Crazy Clown's Carnivore Carnival? That nice clown always has me sit in his lap, and he gives me toys!
Uh, no. We're going straight to the top. Big Bertha's Burger Barn!