Ed Has Been Thinking About Losing a Little Weight

Author: Savage

Date: June 6, 2005

by Savage
6-06-05
Yeah?
I'd like two Bertha Burgers, two large fries, two side salads and two chocolate shakes.
You wanna supersize that order?
What does that mean?
For only 50 cents more, we put another 18 ounces of meat on your burger, give you 2 pounds of fries instead of only one, and put your shake in a gallon container.
Okay, that sounds good. Oh, and could I get nonfat dressing for the salads?