Think Fast, Ed

Author: Savage

Date: June 7, 2005

by Savage
6-07-05
Yeeesss?
Uh, there was this thing in my shake? I think it's someone's toenail.
Really? Let me see......... Ugh! That's disgusting!
Yes, it is. My brother almost swallowed it. We'd like a million dollars for our pain and suffering. Also, then we won't tell anyone about it.
You idiot! We don't mix our shakes with our feet!
Ummm...