The Kind of Phone Call Every Parent Dreads

Author: Savage

Date: June 7, 2005

by Savage
6-07-05
Well now, what in tarnation?
What's wrong, dear?
Oh, it's those darn boys. They've gone and got into trouble again.
Oh no! Go back the truck out and I'll grab my purse, and the bail money!
I told you we should have stuck to raising goats.