Fred Is Just a Pawn, In the Game of Life

Author: Savage

Date: June 7, 2005

by Savage
6-07-05
Okay, boy. What's your name?
Eeek! F-F-F-Fred Wanker, sir.
So, you like to hang around places like this, do you?
Yes sir. I mean, no sir! I only wanted something to drink!
What are you, a dog? Do you drink out of toilet bowls?
Oh no, sir! Anyway, I think it flushes automatically, so that would be kind of hard to do.