Mom and Dad to the Rescue

Author: Savage

Date: June 7, 2005

by Savage
6-07-05
Good heavens! Joe, our little boys are inside! I hope they're all right!
Oh now, honeybunch. Don't you fret.
But look! The police have drawn chalk bodies on the sidewalk!
Now, now, sugarplum. It's probably just some dang kids, fooling around.
We have to get inside. Go light one of those stink bombs, and throw it at that really big cop's head. Then we can run inside.
Good thinking, my little candy kiss. I always knew it would pay off to marry the high school valedictorian.