A Difficult Mission for Penguin Bob

Author: Savage

Date: June 17, 2005

by Savage
6-17-05
Greetings! I bring you a message from our beloved creator!
What? God is sending me mail? I thought he usually hung out in burning bushes in the desert. This one time, we were going to see Mom and Dad--
Uhm... Is there anyone else here I can talk to?
You can talk to my brother, Fred.
Hi there! Could you help me? I'm trying patch our roof and the oatmeal keeps sliding off.
Maybe I should just send the message by FedEx.